The Onion: Last American Who Knew What He Was Doing Dies

It's been a rough month.  First, Chris Walker succumbs to spine cancer. Then my friend Sundrea Ryan, and Cupid/Predating super speed-dating host died. Then a sweetheart of a guy, Eric Holze, CEO of Scientific Match passes away at just age 47. wtf! And oh, Steve, my hero, the last american who knew what the f he was doing passes away.