OPW -- Feb 8 -- LoveDetect.com, by TelTech,
is an irresistible novelty. I picked up a $10 phone card from the site
and tried it out on my best (male) friend, and my fiance. The service
'instantly reveals how your date or lover feels about you' from their
voice on a phone call. First I called my best friend whom I've known
for 8 years. I called an access number, entered my pin, and then the
service requested that I indicate the length of my relationship with
them. Had I known them for a short time, a long time, or was I married
to them. I hit '2', for a long time, and proceeded to dial their
number.
I call my friend and we talk. I nearly crack up when I hear the soft
voice whispering messages to me from LoveDetect. 'Truuuthful',
'anticipating', 'excited.' Still, I appreciate the feedback on the
call. Two minutes go by and I jump off the call and call him back.
He finds it highly amusing that I'm checking his love levels. Overall
my best friend scored 3 out of 10 on the Love Score. Hmm. I was
hoping for higher, but oh well. That's a respectable level. What is
more unusual and amusing is that his embarrassment level was a 10. Glenn then revealed something to me that he wouldn't normally reveal.
He was actually taking a dump while talking to me on the phone. Ick! Anyway that explains his high level of embarrassment. I guess that
part of Love Detect works.
I call my fiance, and we talk. She's definitely not taking a dump
but she still scores 7.5 for embarrassment, 7.5 for concentration, 5
for anticipation and a lowly 3 for The Final Love Report. Hmm. She
then calls me back using the Love Detect number, and she tests me out. I score 10 for embarrassment, 5 for concentration, 5 for anticipation
and 5 out of 10 for the Love Score. I had to ham it up a bit to get
the 5 out of 10. I wonder how someone scores more than 5? Anyway,
LoveDetect.com is an irresistible novelty that could earn you a few
extra bucks in CPA commissions, and more importantly, get people
talking about your dating service.
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