5) Blue Ball vs. Climax, - the
city of Blue Ball is located in the Amish region of Pennsylvania, where
the ladies prefer bonnets to bikinis and a fiddle over an iPod. Climax
is situated far off on the opposite side of the state where your
chances of getting there are... about zero.
4) Yakutsk, Russia - with a record low of -67 degrees Fahrenheit
in March, going outside in board shorts will result in more than one
blue appendage to complain about.
3) Kabul, Afghanistan
- Unless your idea of fun is playing hopscotch across an IED-riddled
mine field, you'd do well to get your adrenaline rush elsewhere.
2) San Quentin State Prison - That sauna you're wandering into is
actually a gas chamber, and as a bonus, you're sharing a hotel bed with
the ghost of Charles Manson.
1) Haiti - Haiti got all the
Spring Break necessities: gorgeous weather, pristinely desolate
beaches, and a complete lack of infrastructure. We love our Haitian
compatriots and because the crisis is far from over, we remind everyone
to donate $10 to the victims of the Haiti earthquake by texting HAITI
to 90999.
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