Protegez Vous! (Funny Video)

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[Sam Moorcroft, ChristianCafe.com]

Cute:-) Reminds me of the Monty Python skit, "World War I Soldier / Stuck Record", where the Officer is enamoured with the Sergeant's dog:
http://www.montypython.net/scripts/ww1soldier.php

Here in part:
Sergeant: You married sir?

Officer: Yes yes rather. Did I ever show that picture of my wife sarge?

(Sound of machine gun fire and harmonica continues)

Sergeant: Ah no sir.

Officer: Where is the damn thing? Yes here were are. Pretty nice eh?

Sergeant: Ah a bit ugly though sir.

Officer: Ugly?

Sergeant: You know I mean not attractive to men sir.

Officer: Well I suppose that's rather a matter of taste sarge.

Sergeant: Oh no no she's ugly sir.

Officer: Its not a very good picture actually, it makes her nose look too big.

Sergeant: No the nose is alright it's the eyes.

Officer: What's wrong?

Sergeant: Well, they're crooked sir.

Officer: They're not crooked

...

Officer: Yes yes I suppose so (the sound of machine gun fire in the background) Is that your wife sarge?

Sergeant: No sir that's my dog.

Officer: Ohh! Ohhh! Ah good looking dog isn't it?

Sergeant: She sir, she's a bitch

Officer: Is she?

Sergeant: Yes sir. Ah look out, sir! (the sound of an explosion and someone screaming) Oh blimey.

Officer: Ah sarge?

Sergeant: Yes sir?

Officer: This dog of yours, quite a little stunner isn't she.

Sergeant: Look out sir (sound of machine gun fire) you think they're bringing up the big mortar sir?

Officer: Yes. Does she eh, does she have any friends?

Sergeant: What sir?

Officer: Your dog.

Sergeant: Just the other dogs in the neighborhood sir.

Officer: She doesn't have any steady boyfriends does she?

Sergeant: Oh no sir she is a dog.

Officer: Yes of course.

(sound of far away explosion)

Sergeant: Oh blimey it's getting bad sir.

Officer: Yes, still she would not object to someone calling on her would she sarge?

Sergeant: I am not sure what you mean sir.

Officer: Well I..I..I was thinking perhaps I could take her for a walk sometime.

Sergeant: Oh yes sir, course sir. anytime.

Officer: Thank you sarge.

Sergeant: (yelling) Look out sir! (explosion) Now that's my wife sir.

Officer: Ah you sure sarge?

Sergeant: Yes sir, that's my wife.

Officer: And that's your dog?

Sergeant: Yes sir.

Officer: I see. Looks like I will be calling on you a lot when all this is over.

Sergeant: Oh thank you sir.