
MARKETWIRE - Dec 12 -
eHarmony helps answer that
never ending question from family and friends -- "why are you still
single?" They put together 10 of their snappiest comebacks for use at
parties, family events and holiday gatherings to get prying family
members off your back.
"Why Are You Still Single?"
- Because you haven't proposed yet.
- Just lucky, I guess.
- Name one married superhero. Exactly.
- My mail-order spouse should be arriving any day now.
- Because I want my cat to grow up in a stable environment.
- Mother Teresa was single, would you be bugging her?
- Because I keep turning down proposals.
- Because no company is better than bad company.
- What's the rush? With a longer life expectancy than previous
generations, I can get married later in life and still end up
celebrating our 45th wedding anniversary.
- True love is worth waiting for. I'm not going to settle just because I've been single for a while.
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