MYLONDON - May 11 - A new dating app exclusive to London and New York decided to 'roast' themselves after failing to launch the app on the much anticipated date. Thursday Dating failed to launch the app due to 'an unexpected bug' so people will be kept waiting beyond the original date of Thursday May 13. Instead of profusely apologizing with a pitiful excuse, the company opted for a more self-deprecating ploy. "We know how long you all have been waiting for this app, and we have been wondering how to tell you this all day. An unexpected bug has been found in the app meaning this Thursday cannot be the first Thursday. We are so sorry."